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Bertie here’s a reicpe for slime foods.ps even though it might seem gross,you can’t just eat slime ! 1.slime and fly pudding slime , alily leaf and save some flys in your mouth. mix the slime around and put it in the middle of the lily leaf. put the flys in the slime and mix. 2.lily leaf salad. grab a lily leaf and slime.smear slime around and cut up some flys. drop flys in the smeard slime and put some slime the middle of the lilyleaf. cut up more flys and drop flys in the middle of the lily leaf. 3.fly munch wrap. get alily leaf and slime. put some slime on a lily leaf and put some soggy flys on the leaf wrap and eat. hope you like these these reicpes. ps please answer coment one.
Dear Pearl
Many thanks for these yummy recipes !!! MMMMM!
Scrumptious !
nicely done. please make more jokes.
thanks bertie your so nice!!!!
so bertie,which one did you try yet? Iwant to give you some more reicpes if you like these reicpes.
please please please answer coment five.
Bertie, can you make a storynory about you cooking these reicpes?
Hi Pearl,
Tim and I had the fly munch wrap last night. Very tasty – thanks.
cool. you should try the lily leaf salad on cristmas. and i’ll give you some cristmas reicpes at cristmas time.
bertie I haven’t heard from you in a while. please allanswer comments.
Hi Pearl, it’s hard to keep up – the stories have their own characters… so it might be difficult to drop you into one, but we will see… Maybe you could be a mermaid in a story? Just an idea.
bertie I haven’t heard from you in a while. please answer all comments.
a mermaid would be good thanks bertie a princess mermaid maybe. couldn’t you call it the sea princess?
Bertie, I’m kind of angry. you haven’t replied me for more then three days. and I know you are busy. but you said to some girl that you live to get comments .iwill give you some time to get mine. if you do not answer me by november 13, I will not give you reicpes until you answer me. just letting you know. petaldrop. ps. don’t mean to be jolly beasty. ps.can my name in my story be ella rose petaldrop bye bye.
Dear Pearl
I’m sorry I can’t answer you all the time – we have so many visitors – but thank you for your recipes, and make sure you listen to the Mermaid Story when it comes out in a few weeks time – it will be worth it !
Hi Pearl, and one day we might work one of your recipes into a story… but please be patient, when the opportunity arises.
OKAY I have a new reicpe. dry slime and cheese soup. cheese. very dry slime. a lily leaf bowl. put water in lily and boil. put slime in the water and broil. put cheese in soup and mix. add any side. till next time. bye bye.
hi, is the sea princess out yet?
Hi Pearl it’s written and recorded but it will be a couple of weeks before we publish Bertie and the Mermaid
As you’ve noticed, we’ve put all comments on moderation – so sorry it takes a while for comments to appear now. We had to do this because of some naughty school children somewhere !
bertie and the mermaid!? it’s the sea princess.
Pearl I don’t know that story The Sea Princess – can you tell me more?
But there is a mermaid called Pearl in Bertie and the Mermaid. And there’s another one called Calypso, but she’s a bit bad.
It will be one of our Christmas Specials in December
well……….. I guess it could be bertie and the mermaid. um……………………………….but why?
bertie, we were talking and I said I wanted a story and see the comment you posted that day. I am sad becuse you did not tell me that my story was going to be a bertie story. and I am kind of maaaaaaad. but I guess “the sea princess” could be turned into”bertie and the mermaid.”
“_ =(
oh, please answer that.
thanks,
Dear Pearl
if you like the story, then you can say it’s a great honour to have your name in it, but if you don’t like the story, then you can say well it was a different Pearl… it’s up to you.
bertie =(, I wanted it to be called the sea princess. and you cannot do that.soooooooooooooooooooo mean . you pretend that you don’t know I wanted it to be called the sea princess……………………………………………………………………………um………………….not fair !
hi berite! it’s me, Pearl.
hi!
hi bertie! long time no talk! i messed u!
BERTIE!!!!!!! LOL
I dont think its very fair that pearl should be aloud to write so many comments
that’s a lame joke
dearest cherith, as berties friends ,we are aloud to write as many comments as we want.. its not like there’s a notice on the page that says, 1 comment per person or the site will go down, besides , if u wanted to u could write as many comments as you wanted.petaldrop ps. bertie, can u PLEASE AWNSER ME if you want to find out the ricipies for thanksgiving and christmas!!!!!! ps 2. my new name is petaldrop*
Dear Petraldop* Do please let us know your recipes for for Thanksgiving and Christmas