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Elephant Jokes

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What game do elephants like to play most?
- Squash

Why don’t elephants ride bikes?
- They don’t have thumbs to ring the bells.

What should you do to a blue elephant?
- Cheer him up.

35 Responses to “Elephant Jokes”

  • petaldrop* says:

    heeeeeeeeeyyyyy! its been a while! its me,petaldrop! OK so i was reading over the comments on this page and i see that i FORGOT to give you the ricpies for christmas! soooooo sorry! BUT i will give you some recipes for a pond-water juice coktails!! sooo stay tuned, because I PROMISE that YOU will NOT have to eat JUST those ricipies from LAST YEAR!!! so i will come every mon. to give you NEW riceipies!! btw. pls do 2 things for me: click on my name 2 respond 2 this comment NOW. jk!!! you can do it tomorrow if you’re busy!

    ok,
    chow!

    petaldrop*

  • Bertie says:

    Dear Petraldop* Do please let us know your recipes for for Thanksgiving and Christmas

  • petaldrop**** says:

    dearest cherith, as berties friends ,we are aloud to write as many comments as we want.. its not like there’s a notice on the page that says, 1 comment per person or the site will go down, besides , if u wanted to u could write as many comments as you wanted.petaldrop ps. bertie, can u PLEASE AWNSER ME if you want to find out the ricipies for thanksgiving and christmas!!!!!! ps 2. my new name is petaldrop*

  • harry potter IIII says:

    that’s a lame joke

  • Cherith says:

    I dont think its very fair that pearl should be aloud to write so many comments

  • Kevan says:

    BERTIE!!!!!!! LOL

  • pearl says:

    hi bertie! long time no talk! i messed u!

  • pearl says:

    hi berite! it’s me, Pearl.

  • pearl says:

    bertie =(, I wanted it to be called the sea princess. and you cannot do that.soooooooooooooooooooo mean . you pretend that you don’t know I wanted it to be called the sea princess……………………………………………………………………………um………………….not fair !

  • Bertie says:

    Dear Pearl

    if you like the story, then you can say it’s a great honour to have your name in it, but if you don’t like the story, then you can say well it was a different Pearl… it’s up to you.

  • pearl says:

    oh, please answer that.
    thanks,

  • pearl says:

    bertie, we were talking and I said I wanted a story and see the comment you posted that day. I am sad becuse you did not tell me that my story was going to be a bertie story. and I am kind of maaaaaaad. but I guess “the sea princess” could be turned into”bertie and the mermaid.”

    “_ =(

  • pearl says:

    well……….. I guess it could be bertie and the mermaid. um……………………………….but why?

  • Bertie says:

    Pearl I don’t know that story The Sea Princess – can you tell me more?

    But there is a mermaid called Pearl in Bertie and the Mermaid. And there’s another one called Calypso, but she’s a bit bad.

    It will be one of our Christmas Specials in December

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