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Tim’s Swimming Lesson
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All the pond life who live with Bertie the Frog agree that the silliest creature by far is Tim the Tadpole. Colin the Carp is always complaining about his silly questions. Even so, the creatures were amazed recently when Tim suggested that all the fishes, frogs, and tadpoles should have swimming lessons. In fact, Colin said that was the silliest thing he had ever heard. But as this brief tale goes to show, even the dumbest ideas can sometimes lead to good ones.
Read by Natasha. Duration 5.5 minutes.
As you know, Bertie used to be a handsome prince, but now he’s a frog. His little friend Tim the Tadpole has been has been asking him about his life in the palace when he was a prince.
“What did you do on Wednesdays, Bertie?” asked little Tim.
Bertie tried to remember. He was pretty sure that Wednesdays in the palace began like most other days, with his feet in comfy slippers, a copy of his favourite comic on a silver tray, and toast dripping with lots of lovely honey. But what happened after that?
“Ah yes,” he said, “Wednesdays were for swimming lessons.”
Tim grew very excited at this; “What a wonderful idea. Can we have swimming lessons here on the pond?’
Colin the grumpy Carp overheard this suggestion of Tim’s and barged in, as is his way, with a rude comment. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard yet. Tadpoles don’t don’t know much, but at least they’re supposed to know how to swim.”
Tim swam around in circles for a bit and thought about this. After a minute or so, he came up with another idea.
“Well can we have walking lessons then? I don’t know how to walk, and I think it would be a terribly useful thing to know how to do. Please Bertie. Show us how to walk. Princes know everything, so I’m sure you can teach us how to walk beautifully.”
Colin was about to point out that the reason that Tim couldn’t walk was that he didn’t have any legs. But he was in a particularly grumpy mood that morning, and he thought to himself, “What’s the point? These creatures are too stupid for words. I might as well talk to stone – it would be more interesting.” So Colin sank down to the bottom of the pond to find an interesting stone he could talk to. A little later, he looked up through the water and saw that Bertie had hopped onto the bank of the pond.
“There you are,” Colin said to the stone. “That stupid frog is trying to walk. But his legs are too bendy. That’s why frogs don’t walk. They hop.”
And sure enough, Bertie found that walking wasn’t so easy as it was in the old days when he was a handsome prince. He tried to put one foot in front of the other, but he couldn’t. His legs just weren’t made that way anymore.
“Croak!” he said. “Walking is more difficult than I remembered.” A moment later, he bent both legs, and than sprang two feet in the air. Little Tim was mighty impressed and called out, “That was great. Go on Bertie! Walk again!”
This was too much for Colin. He rose to the top of the pond and stuck his mouth out of the water. “That’s not walking,” he said, “That’s hopping and not very good hopping at that.”
“Well,” said Bertie, “It’s true that Tadpoles and frogs are not so good at walking as Princes are. But one day, Little Tim will start to grow legs like all tadpoles do when they get older. Then he will turn into a frog like me and will be able to hop on land whenever he wants to, and swim in the pond whenever he wants to. That’s twice as clever as you. You’ll never be able to hop, you grumpy old fish.”
“Pa! Pond Life!” said Colin. And he sank to the bottom of the pond to continue his conversation with his new friend the stone.
But one day, if enough children listen to Bertie’s stories, he’ll turn back into a handsome prince and he’ll be able show everybody how well Princes can walk, with straight backs, and holding their chins up high. He’ll have swimming lessons every Wednesday again, and perhaps he will invite his pond life friends to joining him in the pool and watch him dive bomb Colin the Carp with a big splash.
Michelle don’t be rude to Storynory please Bertie stories are the best stories ever.
I LIKE THIS STORY
i love this story (-:
Bertie, When will little tim grow up?
the fish is really quite but i don’t like the water thats it.
from the my other comment please write back!
bertie are you really a prince or just a plain old frog?:-l
the ending is not very good, but I like it O.K
Dear Holly
The answer is here
http://storynory.com/2006/10/08/how-colin-the-carp-became-grumpy/
WHYis colin is always that GRUMPY???
Dear Dena, I don’t feel princedom coming on.
Is it enough already? I mean for Bertie to become a prince? ’cause I almost read all of the stories!!!
luv it
Dear Royal Highness, are there any dangers in the pond? If there are , please tell me or make a story . from john. p.s write back.
Dear Gogo, I only wish I could tell…. that will be a story when it happens !
Bertie, when are u going to be a human?
Bertie,will you EVER turn back into a prince????!!!!!!
Hi Ahmed,
Here’s the answer to your question:
http://storynory.com/2006/10/08/how-colin-the-carp-became-grumpy/
BERTIE,WHY COLIN IS VERY GRUMPY I THINK HE NEEDS TO BE POLITE.
P.S PLEASE WRITE BACK
hey bertie :) you made a typo. you put tadpoles don’t don’t know much (the paragraph when colin was speaking.)
Hay Bertie I love your stories, you’re definitely going to turn into a handsome prince.
VERY FUNNY
This site is a good one and I pray God continue to give u the wisdom to update and educate children with this valuable educative site of your.
Dear Audrey, on Saturdays I usually sleep in late, go for a hop around the pond, eat a few flies, and then think up a story.
Bertie, what did you do on saterdays?
I Love All The Storys
Brill Story.
I Love It.
:D
Sorry!Born sekret!
Tim how can you type???
wat dod u dooo on furzday brtie?
i love it
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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nice, hope bertie would be a prince one day.
bye, bye,
Red aju
way dos evrey 1 say: bbbbeeeerrrrrrtttttiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee?
my name is neil to
i have 1 hr swiming lesines! ( if you are wondring if i AM a moster well, i am not a monster. i just have LOT `S of lego`s)
i just want you to turn back into a prince!
estubo buenisisma
lali
Dear Megan, I’m the true life real prince of Storynory.com
bbbbbbbeeeeeeerrrrrrrtttttttiiiiiiieeeeeee
bertie are you a prince or are you made up????????????
Hi Yeh-Jun, I’ll have to look for a picture.
Lauren, don’t censuring bertie…
bertie, i would like the picture on this story. Great job, artist!
Hi Lauren, the best way to stay in touch is via storynory’s comments. They are anonymous (first name only) and safe . I’m happy to answer your comments – but of course I’m not always at my computer.
Bertie cAN WE STAY IN TOUCH
Beartiedo you think we can stay in touch PLEASE WRIGHT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Lauren
Yes, I really do agree with you. Colin really can be disgustingly rude at times. But in a strange way we all love him. i suppose you just have to get used to that grumpy old fish. Thanks ever so much for your comments
Bertie please wright back!!!!!!!!!
Bertie do you think we could stay in touch ( wright back )
Dear Lauren, Many thanks for the suggestion.
P.s. I LOVE YOU BERTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bertie ask natasha to tell beatrice about valintines day and that she kissed the wrong frog (wright back)
PS Colin should be nicer.
Dear Lauren, You are quite right. I’ll ask Natasha to have a word with Beatrice … but I’m worried that Beatrice simply won’t believe it.
p.s. please wright back bertie
I love berties storys! I think that natasha sould tell the palace that bertie is a frog!!!
(please make the princess kiss beartie!!!)
CAN we HAVE writeing LESONS.??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????…………………………………………………………………………………………???????????????????????????…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..?????????????????????????????????????????????
oh bertie your so kind
hi bertie
swimming is fun to play in
this is a realy good book for the chidren all around the world
I like this story very much!!!
I like this story very much!!!
Like the story…
*sort of
*kind of
*a little
*not bad
Nice story^0^ >v<
Not bad,I guess…^0^ >v<
I like the part when the prince turned to a frog and had a swimming lesson. ^_^ I think Colin is very very mean!!!!
I love this story@!!!!
this is cool :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
cool beans speaking
of beans
Its a good story sick
this story is the best story ever thank you miss sarita from monica
that was a shortie but was as good as a longie.
. :D
wow i love this story it is very good i have to listen to this agian so this is hello and goodbye!!
wow
:D
:)
-_-
that was cool XD
very nice, though i hoped that Birddy would turn back into a Prince soon, like right now :)
hi bill, I will turmn back into a prince if enough children listen to storys.
plzzz turn birddy back into a prince? thanks.
I LOVE ???
I’m not so good at English.
study hard(here)
thank you~
Have a good day.
good!!!!!!!!!
good!!!!!!!!!
GOOD STORY
I like this story very much!It’s very nice.
I like this story very much!It’s very nice.
I like this story very much!!!
i found this story quite funny at the beginning
please be sure to put more bertie stories on i love them
apple
It’s good!
It’s not bad!
It was a good story it was funny and weird because a carp was talking to a stone.
THIS IS AN AWESOME STORY!!!!
GOOD STORY!
AND THANKS NATASHA FOR READING AND I LIKE YOUR ACCENT I REALLY LOVE THANK YOU FOR RETELLING THE STORIES AGAIN
MONIQUE
BAMBI
SAM
HEY BERTIE THAT WAS SO COOL AND I WILL KEEP READING ALL YOUR STORYS TO MAKE U TURN BACK INTO A PRINCE A HANDSOME PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is a funniest story i ever heard!!!!!!!
fooy pooy!!!!
wiegeht es
How come your trying to advertise the stories and making that more kids will listen? Pfft
KM, we don’t normally publish transcripts of the Bertie / Tim stories, on the basis that we plan to make them into books one day. As this is a shortie, I’ve made an exception and added the text to the post where you can find it now.
How could I get the transcript of it?