Fidgety Philip

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Fidgety Philip is another horrid creature from the poem Shock-Headed Peter by Heinrich Hoffmann. He’s not quite so terrifying as Dreadful Harriet, but he’s certainly a bit of a brat. Hoffmann’s children are made from the same stuff as some of Roald Dahl ’s characters (see Augustus Gloop ) They are pretty horrid, and they sometimes come to sticky ends, but in the case of Philip, it’s his poor parents who suffer most.

Read by Natasha. Duration 3.15

“Let me see if Philip can
Be a little gentleman;
Let me see if he is able
To sit still for once at table”:
Thus Papa bade Phil behave;
And Mamma looked very grave.
But fidgety Phil,
He won’t sit still;
He wriggles,
And giggles,
And then, I declare,
Swings backwards and forwards,
And tilts up his chair,
Just like any rocking horse—
“Philip! I am getting cross!”

See the naughty, restless child
Growing still more rude and wild,
Till his chair falls over quite.
Philip screams with all his might,
Catches at the cloth, but then
That makes matters worse again.
Down upon the ground they fall,
Glasses, plates, knives, forks, and all.
How Mamma did fret and frown,
When she saw them tumbling down!
And Papa made such a face!
Philip is in sad disgrace.

Where is Philip, where is he?
Fairly covered up you see!
Cloth and all are lying on him;
He has pulled down all upon him.
What a terrible to-do!
Dishes, glasses, snapt in two!
Here a knife, and there a fork!
Philip, this is cruel work.
Table all so bare, and ah!
Poor Papa, and poor Mamma
Look quite cross, and wonder how
They shall have their dinner now.

Stories in this series.

  1. The Owl and the Pussycat
  2. Two Poems about Mice
  3. The Spider and the Fly
  4. Shock-Headed Peter
  5. A Visit From St. Nicholas
  6. The Pied Piper of Hamelin
  7. Video: The Pied Piper of Hamelin
  8. The Duck and the Kangaroo
  9. The Jumblies
  10. Fidgety Philip
  11. The Wedding of Robin Readbreast and Jenny Wren
  12. The Merman and the Mermaid
  13. The Raven
  14. Tyger Tyger Burning Bright

17 Comments

  • sharanya
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    that’s very funny
    thanks natasha for telling the poem and thanks bertie for telling natasha to read out the poem

    from
    sharanya :)

  • sharanya
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    thanks natasha for telling the poem and thanks bertie for telling natasha to read out the poem

    from
    sharanya :)

  • sharanya
    Posted October 27, 2008 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    thanks natasha for telling the poem and thanks bertie for telling natasha to read out the poem

    -
    sharanya :)

  • eli
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    CAN WE GGET A NEW TICK TOCK TURKY STORY PLEASE
    :)

  • Batool
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    nice and funny poem …
    thanks Natasha

  • Posted October 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    This is a good story, Natasha.
    You are a very good speaker.
    Thanks for story telling, Natasha.

  • Cristina
    Posted October 29, 2008 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Very,very nice, thanks Natasha!

  • Posted October 30, 2008 at 3:29 am | Permalink

    Natasha,
    I think that all the Shock Headed Peter stories are very cruel indeed!
    Eirene
    P.S. Tell Bertie I hope He gets a kiss from The Lovely Princess Beatrice someday!

  • Posted October 30, 2008 at 3:33 am | Permalink

    Natasha,
    Are you going to tell some more stories about Gladys and the chiX?
    Eirene

  • Posted October 30, 2008 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    Eirene,

    We intend to do my Gladys stories, but not concrete plans for a date for her return yet.

  • mhanif
    Posted November 1, 2008 at 5:45 am | Permalink

    that’s nice i love storynor thanks for giving us free stories!!

  • mhanif
    Posted November 1, 2008 at 5:47 am | Permalink

    i love these stories and i read stories on storynory. i like storynory

  • gurveen
    Posted November 4, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    lovely poem!

  • chloexxxxx
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    i luv this its just like meeee
    :)

  • Posted November 22, 2008 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    THIS STORY WAS RELE RELE COOL AND IT WAS AMAZING.

  • Eva
    Posted May 8, 2009 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

    oh yes, such things happen to all children sometimes, but this story is a good lesson :D really cool

  • brandy
    Posted September 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    i dont really like it

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