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The Timeless Beauty
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Our Awaking Beauty, Princess Talia, goes out for the evening with her fellow students at college. She becomes upset when the conversation turns to time. She tells them how she feels so lost because she has “slipped through time”. The others find it hard to understand and think that she’s stranger than ever. But then Basil has the weirdest experience that perhaps lets him know how she must feel.
Read by Elizabeth. Duration 11.48. Story by Bertie.
“Hello, My name’s Mario, and I’ll be your waiter tonight.”
Sally ordered a Margarita Pizza, Basil a Florentina, and Doug an Americana. Princess Talia studied the menu closely.
“And I’d like.. Pheasant, “ she said.
The waiter looked puzzled. Talia thought again. “Oh, I can see, you don’t have that do you?… er…Dover Sole….What, no fish?… well I’ll have steak and chips for goodness sake, oh Sally, what sort of restaurant is this?”
“It’s a Pizza restaurant, “ said Sally. “You have to have pizza”
“And what else to they have?”
“Pizza.”
Basil was trying not to smirk. Sally was getting embarrassed. The waiter was hopping from one foot to the other with impatience. After a painfully long period of thought, Princess Talia finally ordered Spaghetti Bolognese, which was actually on the menu. When the food arrived, she played with her spaghetti on her folk while the others greedily attacked their plates.
It was the final day of their first term at university. In fact, it was really the last day of their first ten weeks as adults, living independent lives, away from their parents nests.
“Isn’t it odd?” said Sally, “I feel like we have all known each other for ages and ages. “
“Time is stretchy, “ said Basil, “Sometimes the months fly by, and sometimes a few days are so packed with experience that they last for an eon.”
The waiter lit a candle on the table, and Sally noticed that Talia’s eyes, which were usually quite glacial in their pale blueness and inscrutability, had a depth that she had not noticed before. The Princess was clearly paying plenty of attention to Basil and his words of wisdom. She said:
“Yes, you are so right Basil, a thousand years can slip by just like that.” And she snapped her fingers as she said so. Basil raised one eyebrow – which usually meant he was going to say something a touch ironic, but on this occasion nothing seemed to quite occur to him. He sawed away at his pizza.
The somewhat scholarly Doug filled the gap in the conversation with: “Labuntur Anni, and all that,” which in case you don’t know, is Latin for “the years slip by”. They were classics students you see. And he mentioned that some of the old boys and girls, who had been at the college way back in the 1980s, were arriving for a gaudy that weekend. A gaudy is a reunion of former students at the college.
“It’s hard to believe , but that will be us in twenty years time,” said Sally. “We’ll be fat and wrinkly, married with kids, and dead conventional and boring, but I bet we’ll just feel the same inside. And we’ll be back here, trying to recapture our past. ”
“It’s always a mistake to go back,” said Basil. “You can only go forward in time.”
It was hard to see why anyone should get upset about anything, but Talia suddenly grew quite agitated. Her emotions came over her so suddenly, that the others didn’t see this coming:
“You don’t understand, do you? Nobody can know what I’ve experienced. I’ve fallen through time. You can’t imagine what that feels like. You will all be going to back to your parents and your cosy childhood bedrooms this Christmas, but I can’t. But I can’t go back in time. I’m stuck here in the 21st Century and I”m so alone and out of place, and you all think I’m weird. “
This outburst seemed to be directly mostly at Basil. He looked totally puzzled. “Did I say something wrong?” he asked. Talia started to get up, as if to leave:
“No, no you didn’t say anything wrong,” she said, slightly more calmly now. Sally had stood up too, and was putting her hand on her shoulder to comfort her.
“It’s just that you don’t, you can’t, nobody can understand. I”m sorry I got so upset. I don’t know what came over me. Oh dear. I’m so terribly embarrassed. I’ve made an awful fool of myself “
Sally tried to reassure her that we all get upset sometimes, but it was no good. Talia sat silently for the rest of the meal and didn’t eat single strand of spaghetti. When the bill came she paid it all. They thanked her for her generosity and Basil said:
‘Well, shall we all go back to my room for a drink?,” But the Princess excused herself and went off for a late night walk on her own .
On Sunday morning, when Basil was cleaning his teeth, he thought he must be having a hallucination. The face looking back at him from the mirror was about forty years old. “Did I have a rough night?” said Basil to himself. “I don’t remember. It was just herbal tea before bed I think.”
As he pulled the belt around his waist, he noticed that his tummy was soft and flabby. “This is just peculiar,” he thought.
Out on the quad, he was relieved to see that the college had not changed. It never did. Same old sandy colored stones. Same old ivy. As he walked toward the dining hall, a middle aged man was coming towards him. He just assumed that he was one of the old boys, back for the reunion, but the man called out, “Basil you old devil, you haven’t changed a bit.” Basil scratched his head. “But you don’t recognise me do you,? said the man, a little forlorn. “It’s Doug. Remember me?”
“Why yes, of course,” said Basil. It’s just that I’m not feeling quite well this morning.”
The dinning hall was full of men and women in their forties, and some of them were eerily familiar. Basil began to feel really really strange, and quite agitated. He looked at his hand as he held his spoon full of cornflakes. It was wrinkly and hairy. Somebody tapped him on the shoulder. He turned round and found a smiling face waiting to be kissed on either cheek.
“Oh Basil, “ said the woman with a trace of a Liverpool accent, “It’s so lovely to see you. And where’s your gorgeous wife? I bet she doesn’t look a day older,”
“Er, she couldn’t make it,” said Basil, not knowing what else to say.
“Oh such a shame,” said the Sally-like woman, “We were all just dying to catch up with her.”
“Excuse me, I’m afraid I don’t feel well,” said Basil, and he got up and hurried back to his room. He slammed the door behind him, and wiped the sweat off his brow. Inside his pocket, his phone was ringing. He felt relieved. Perhaps it would be a call from the real world, a voice telling him that this was all some terrible prank, and the joke was on him. He fished an unfamiliar and wafer thin device from his pocket. Patterns were gently cascading over the edge-to-edge screen. It was like holding a video picture in his hand. The screen blinked and a woman’s face first appeared in two dimensions, and then morphed into 3D. She was extremely beautiful and he recognized her right away.
“Hello darling,” she said, “Have you met any of the old gang yet?” (not too Talia like, just take the edge of her posh voice to make it a little ambiguous about whether it’s her).
He threw the video-phone onto the bed and staggered into the bathroom, where he most probably fainted. In any case, he came round some time later and heaved himself to the basin to splash his face with water. For a while he did not dare look up into the mirror. When at last he did, he saw his familiar, somewhat aristocratic, and youthful reflection. The nightmare was over. Basil was back in his own time.
love the story! Bertie? Did Basil really went forward through time???
thank you very much
you helped me learn english
thanks great story
:)
That was amazing!
THIS IS A STRANGE STORY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS A WONDERFUL STORY
Hi Emily, The more recent stories just require one normal click on the mouse to download… no need for right click.
We also have a hidden secret which I have not highlighted very well…. look in the sidebar of the Talia stories… you will see that there is an RSS feed. Click on it, and you will go through to a FeedBurner page … it should give you an option to subscribe to all the Awaking Beauty stories in iTunes with just one click…. you will have all the episodes in one custom podcast..
yes, I know it’s not well advertised… but it is there..
Hi, I’m trying to download the first 4 episodes of the Princess Tahlia story. I’ve got the others via iTunes, but I don’t seem to be able to download the episodes. I can listen on the computer (macbook) but not download. There is no rightclick on a mac mouse … can you help?
nice story :)
I love it! :]
it is too short!!! i don’t like it
very nice :)
grow up pep
Hey nice post i have ever seen.Keep bloging and sharing new ideas.
What a girly story I think I am sick.
Still cool.
I love it imagine going around, zooming around in time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Perfect English, in fact, it’s been a long time since i’ve heard english like this
Hello!
I am from Korea, and I really like your story.
British English is so beautiful
and your story is fantasic!!!
Thank you very much for giving such a nice story:)
good,when we go older, we should forggot where we should been like as B
I really like this series. It is very interesting but I hope it does not end like the chiX series
i love story!
Maryam, yes, I’ll try to answer any questions.
hello.Ilike this story and urashima.thank you very much. Iam lerning English and you help me.maryam from Iran
Hello.Iam from Iran.I read this story and urashima.thank you very much.Iam learning English but Idonot underestand some sections.can Iask you?
Hi Devnanda, I’m away on holiday writing more stories, including some Awaking Beauties, so may have to wait till end of August or start of September I’m afraid – hope you can wait !
write more stories i love them
great i thort it was lovely
nice story
nice
its long
Thanks.. for your audio story.. it’s really helpful to improve english learning…
Nice..
thanks very much.Your website is very very wonderful.It helps me a lot
Dear Samantha, I sort of feel the same about the series, and I write them ! I felt I liked this one the most so far, and that it’s starting to get a direction now… it is a bit different and a bit stranger than our usual stuff, I agree. Talia is an odd person !
weird i like this story but i do not like the series ?
why?
because it has no end ?
i want more ?
i do not know why?
Plese write more stories . I love it so much
Dear Feli, I’m glad you and your mum enjoy them. We’ll try to keep a balance with the more simple stories and the more sophisticated ones, but I think that on average our stories have gone up the age range in appeal recently.
Please write more original stories and/or stories for “young adults”. My mum and me love them!!!
Great Story
I like it.
really miny story is the best way to learn any longue ,i love it.
Corina, we are not sure what happened to Basil… perhaps Talia did something to let him know what it felt like to slip through time, or perhaps he had a very vivid dream, it’s hard to say.
such a WIERD ending! but……OK lah.
This is a very weird story
What does the “reply” button mean? Tell me if you know, anyone.
What happed to Basil?!!! Did he like, get a disease like Talia, and got old???
-Corina
P.S I must ask you to reply!
I think this series is really dramatic! I like it a lot, though. Some parts are funny!
to maryam,
LOL means laugh out loud
Hi Zahra, I suppose Bertie’s car is a little bit about driving safely.
you dont need to even read it!
Heya!!
I really love all your stories but this one is the best!
by the way can you write a story about saftey??
please reply!!!!!
i really really like it and your stories are great.
can u plz tell me the meaning of LOL
Dear Preet many thanks for your very kind words. The world does need doctors, but writers have their role too !
hi Bertie i love your stories i can never stop with just one. Before your stories i wanted to be a doctor
but now i want to be a author just like you. Thank you
for all the hard work that you put in this story.
Oh and thank you bertie
Chris Alice??????? This is the best story ever! And it does too have a target!
Fernando well played Spain ! We are planning some football stories, when they will be, I’m not sure.
this is the worst story that i have ever read.
i am sorry but that what i think so .
because it haven’t got any target .
please write another story that it have a target.
but i thank u 4 ur hard work.
best wishes.
Chris.
wow that is incredibly very boring
i fell asleep while i was reading it
Michelle I’ll look into Irish stories.
Ps. Could we have another story of this series soon, please? Though I said I like Irish stories, these are my favorite, along with ‘Gladys and the chiX’. Seriously, I really like girl stories. Even though they’re not only for girls.
Please reply!
love them they are very good for our students to listen to during down time
Hi Bertie,
I don’t mean to be pushy, but could you get some Irish stories? I’m really a big fan of them now. Besides, there are a lot of fun ones, like, for instance, Molly Malone. Now that’s a story you can listen to for ages!
Thanks, and please reply,
Michelle
hello im from spain and i really enjoy reading your stories.please write stories about football aswell.im really happy because spain which is my country won the world cup.please keep writing
fernando from madrid/spain
I like these stories
I love these stories I can’t wait for the next episode for this story! Keep on the good work!
Wow! I bet that dream is like something to show what Talia felt like when she realized that she slept for a long time. Will Talia know how she slept for a looonnnnnnnnggggggggg (Long) time? Can’t wait for a new story next week.
Hi Michael, I’m really glad you like the Timeless Beauty. We are just getting into the groove of this story, and I think it will run for quite a while yet.
Heya! I didn’t think I would like these StoryNory ‘original’ stories as much, but I really like this one. I really hope this one continues to go on for a while. Thank you!
Dear RedBlackPenguin’s sister, Have a wonderful 8th birthday – I’m so pleased you like our Stories !
Hey!!!
Today is my sisters BD! She is 8 today! Could you wish her a very happy birthday…she adores you and your stories Bertie!
:)
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same here rosemary but i told it to my sister!
Beartie please check the “oprea” Rodfords rock and look for my comments its teck ya’ know!”AKA its not working!
LoL Totally wicked!!!!! I Loved it! that’s somthing to :) about!!!!!!
Rosemary and Michelle, and Rosemary’s brother, I’m really glad you liked the story. I”m not quite sure when the next Awaking Beauty will be, but not too long too wait I hope though.
i loved the story my brother and i think it is wonderful storynory is the best website
Great story!
PS. Am I first?
PPS. When is the next story comin’?