Bertie Stories

Once upon a time, Bertie had it all. He was a handsome prince and engaged to the Lovely Princess Beatrice. But then Beatrice’s stepmother turned Bertie into a frog. Now he lives in the palace pond and eats green slime with his friends Tim the Tadpole, Colin the Carp and Sadie the Swan. He often tells stories about his royal past, and is still hoping to turn back into a prince one day and marry Beatrice.

Tim The Tadpole’s Exams

Tim The Tadpole’s Exams

Tim the Tadpole is very upset because Colin has called him stupid for not doing well at school. Bertie decides to help Tim with some advice on how to pass exams.

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Bertie’s Car

Bertie’s Car

Prince Bertie was the kingdom’s most courteous driver. The Wicked Queen hoped that his ordinary car and slow driving would not impress Princess Beatrice.

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Sadie’s Broken Heart

Sadie’s Broken Heart

Princess poppy falls into the pond and leaves her crown in the water. Sadie the swan picks it up on her head, and is seen by Prince Boris who is convinced that she is a princess who has been turned into a swan.

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Bertie and the Mermaid

Bertie and the Mermaid

The story of why Bertie thinks that Mermaids are no better than sirens.

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Bertie and the Ghost

Bertie and the Ghost

When Bertie was still a small prince, his annoying little brother bet him that he would not dare to sleep one Halloween night in the haunted North Tower. Bertie did – and he met a ghost with a strange sense of humour.

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Bertie and the Lion

Bertie and the Lion

The story of how Prince Bertie kept a lion as a pet when he was a small boy living in the palace, and what happened when the lion grew too big to keep.

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Bertie’s Double

Bertie’s Double

The Wicked Queen is determined that Princess Beatrice should marry a rich prince – but Beatrice stays true to her long lost Prince Bertie – then the Queen finds someone who looks just like Bertie.

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Bertie’s Year of the Rat

In the year of the Rat, Bertie gives sanctuary to a special visitor to the pond.

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Colin’s Grumpy Christmas

Colin’s Grumpy Christmas

A fish wishes to be alone. Santa grants him his desire for Christmas, and then he wonders if peace and quiet is such a wonderful thing after all.

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Three Short Bertie Stories

Three Short Bertie Stories

Three short and slapstick pond-life stories compiled from the early days of Storynory. Notable for the voice of Rob playing Colin the Carp and Barker the Dog.

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