Here's the song that Gladys wrote about her first brush with the famous paparazzi photographers.
Catch up with the final episode here in the current series here.
Music and singing by Gabriella Burnel
Words by Bertie
There's a dash
And a flash
And a wad of cash
There's a hustle and jostle
and a bit of tustle
There's a trap
and a pap
And a click shutter snap
But oh I
Really crave the fame,
And these are the -
rules of the game
Snap Me !
Instantly
Snap Me !
Secretly
Snap Me !
Fleetingly
Snap Me !
I'm your property!
Now you mention
The attention
Is giving me tension
Now I'm famous
There's no shame as
As I'm one and the same as
The celebs
and the debs
and the soap-star plebs
But oh I
Really crave the fame,
And these are the -
rules of the game
so
Snap Me !
Instantly
Snap Me !
Secretly
Snap Me !
Fleetingly
Snap Me !
I'm your property
As You saw
what I wore
was the same as before
It's not fair
That my hair
Is a daily nightmare
And my figure
is a trigger
For comments and a snigger
But oh I
Really crave the fame,
And these are the -
rules of the game
And oh I
Really want the love
And this is the
meaning of it !
And oh I
Really want you -oo
And it's only
Your camera that's true
When you click my pic,
You say my soul's your goal
And you see right through me
And you see the true me
As only you, my love, can do !
Snap Me !
Instantly
Snap Me !
Secretly
Snap Me !
Fleetingly
Snap Me !
I'm your property!
Snap Me !
Instantly
Snap Me !
Secretly
Snap Me !
Fleetingly
Snap Me !
I'm your property!
Snap me !